The Star Spangled Banner was written by Francis Scott Key during a battle in 1812. Restoration of the original script revealed some newly discovered verses that have never been heard for over 150 years. The new verses have darker and violent lyrics. No wonder they haven’t been heard for 150 years, They’re quite shocking for a national anthem.

Some of the new fake verses:
Tear the heads from our foes
Let their hot blood gush forth
Chop their limbs from their trunks
Drag their bodies from horses

So we beat them with chains
Burn their eyes out with flames
And we laughed as they screamed
While we raped who remained

I’ve always loved the American national anthem, especially Whitney Houston’s version.

Note: Never mind. it was just a satire. It was so very believable.


This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 6th, 2010 at 12:15 am

7 Responses to “Star Spangled Banner New Discovered verses”

  1. Hamad says:

    This should be the intro for the next SAW movie

  2. LOL! This is not real. They are actors and it’s a joke. It’s not a real news program. 100% not real. But you made me laugh ~ thanks 😀

  3. Yousef says:

    exaptandthecity, they got me. I thought it was real 😛

  4. Ahmed says:

    hahaha i was shocked i thought it was for real ;p

  5. manayer says:

    BELIEVABLE!! mn shaf shlon it7acha il guest baayin ga3da etmathil! nabrat 9ot.ha feeha mobala’3a o chithb!

  6. No, it’s 100% fake. They always pull pranks like that at Onion news network. It’s a fake news network. They are crazy funny! 😀

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